Your pets should keep you smiling every time you see them. It will be even more fun if you give it a funny name.
Your pet is one of the few beings in life that is bound to crack you up and keep you in a good mood every time your eyes meet. This is even truer when your furry creature is given a funny name.
Regardless of how large and mighty, or short and tiny, your pet may be, your dog is a creature that deserves a fun title that brings a smile to everyone (including his) faces.
Comedy is a funny thing. With so many genres and styles that tickle individual fancies, we’ve still tried to cover all bases with different styles and themes of funny. We’ve got funny dog names based on gender, size, and stature, different languages like Italian, different countries like Mexico, the list goes on!
But don’t go anywhere until you have a read of our favorite punny and human names. We are sure you’ll find something that leaves you in stitches.
Funny Female & Girl Dog Names
- Mama
- Bertha
- Twinkle Toes
- Whoopi
- Nacho
- Kitty
- Fifi
- Pickles
- Foofoo
- Mrs. Fluffington
- Olga
- Puddin’
- Aphrodite
- Miss Piggy
- Skittles
- Ladybug
- Miss Furbulous
- Gertie
- Professor Wagglesworth
Funny Male & Boy Dog Names
- Tater
- Bacon
- Mr. Muggles
- Bingo
- Waffles
- Sushi
- Buckaroo
- Alfred von Wigglebottom
- Deputy Dawg
- Wiggles
- Waldo
- Cheeto
- Chomp
- Cookie Monster
- Barkley
Funny Names for Small & Medium Dogs
There’s nothing like seeing a tiny dust mite of a pup with a massive personality and funny dog name to go with it. If you’ve got a sweet little treat, try some of these funny dog names on for size.
- T. rex
- Tank
- Terminator
- Charger
- Boss
- Thor
- Tortellini
- King Kong
- Dozer
- T-Bone
- Brutus
- Duke
- Chompers
- King
- Tank
- Cujo
- Queenie
Funny & Cute Names for Big Dogs
Usually, big dogs are not described by the word cute, by anyone other than you of course. What if you gave your big dog a cute and funny dog name that made you laugh all the time? It’d be worth it for sure!
- Custard
- Squirt
- Hobbit
- Frito
- Jellybean
- Spaghetti
- Hotdog
- Mittens
- Peewee
- Gumdrop
- Cupcake
- Tinker
- Smidgen
- Buttons
- Peanut
- Stewie
- Spud
Funny Fat Dog Names
You may not know how big your puppy will be when he reaches adulthood, but certain breeds are always going to be pudgier than others. Celebrate the chunk with one of our favorite funny fat dog names below.
- Roly Poly
- Tank
- Tubby
- Fat Tony
- Dumpling
- Jumbo
- Beefy
- Wobbles
- Tubbs
- Shrek
- Buddha
- Heffalump
- Butterball
- Blimpie
- Pumba
- Biggie Smalls
Funny Dog Names for Black Dogs
Naming dogs for their coat color is super popular, but finding a second theme (like funny) can sometimes be hard. These are our favorite funny dog names for black dogs, though they will work on a dog of any color.
- Porkchop
- Tarmac
- Beans
- Ninja
- Ashy
- Burner
- Burrito
- Meatball
- Cheeseburger
- Guiness
Funny Pun or Punny Dog Names
- Arf Vader
- Winston Furchill
- Bark E. Bark
- Black Labbath
- Snarls Barkley
- Woof Blitzer
- Anderson Pooper
- Salvador Dogi
- Jabba the Mutt
- Woof Bader Ginsberg
- Queen Elizabark
- John Bone Jovi
- Hairy Paw-ter
- Benedict Cumberbark
- Albus Puppledore
Funny Human Names for Dogs
Imagine being at the dog park and hearing someone call over their dog “Steven.” It’d be hard not to burst into laughter, but maybe you and your pal could be the ones generating the laughs. Take a peek at our favorite human names for dogs.
- Michael
- Ashley
- Steve
- Peter
- Steven
- Karen
- Gary
- Jeff
- Hillary
- Jessica
- Linda
Funny Names for Dogs from Movies
The list of comedy movies is endless, as are the characters. So we haven’t even bothered diving in. Here’s our scratch of the surface for some of the top funny dog names inspired by movies.
- Cher
- Goldmember
- Deadpool
- Monty
- Harry
- Austin
- Zoolander
- Lebowski
- Lloyd
- Borat
- Goofy
- Brick
- Hooch
- Marley
- Roxbury
- Fantana
- Ricky Bobby
Finding the Right Funny Dog Name for Your Pup
Have you had a chuckle? How about a few? We hope, if nothing else, you’re smiling. There are so many things to think about when you name your pet, but the one thing you should always remember is to have fun. What better way to have fun with naming than giving your dog a funny name!
If you are still feeling down in the dumps and need some more inspiration, take a peek at the dog names lists below. We’ve got plenty more where these came from!
There are funny names for dogs based on gender, stature, language, country, and even size. Don’t leave home without reading our top punny and human names. We’re sure you’ll find something to keep you laughing.
Finding the Right Funny Dog Name for Your Puppy
Did you have a good chuckle? Let’s see, What about a few? We hope you are smiling, even if it is just a little. There are many things you need to consider when naming your pet. But the most important thing is to have FUN. You can have fun with your pet’s name by giving it a funny name.
You can find inspiration and motivation in these dog name’s lists if you’re still feeling down. There are many more!